Funny insult jokes

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Lets play house. You be the door and Ill slam you.

Lets play horse. Ill be the front end and you be yourself.

Learn from your parents mistakes – use birth control!

Keep talking. I always yawn when Im interested.

Moonlight becomes you — total darkness even more!

Mirrors cant talk and lucky for you they cant laugh either!!

Man alive! But I wish you werent.

Look, dont go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know youve got a palm.

Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

My other ride is your mom.

My kid knocked up your honor student.

My kid got your honor student pregnant!

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

Now shes at rest and so am I

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.