Funny insult jokes

Whatever is eating you — must be suffering horribly.

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

Well, they do say opposites attact…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Well, Ill see you in my dreams — if I eat too much.

Well Ill see you in my dreams – if I eat too much.

When you die, Id like to go to your funeral, but Ill probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.

When I want your opinion, Ill beat it out of you.

Whats the latest dope — besides you?

Whats on your mind? If youll forgive the overstatement.

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, Ill say it was your stupidity.

When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, “Gentlemen.”

When you get run over by a car, it shouldnt be listed under accidents.

When you get run over by a car it shouldnt be listed under accidents.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, Ill say your stupidity.

Who wears your CLEAN clothes?

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

When your daughters IQ reaches 50, she should sell.