Insults

Is your name Maple Syrup? – Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

Is your name Laryngitis? Youre a pain in the neck.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into peoples hair.

Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?

Its men like you that make women gay.

Its impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

It is only too easy to catch peoples attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.”If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

Ive had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

Ive had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel

Its your life — but I wish youd let us have it.

Its your life — but I wish youd let us have it.

Its time to pull over and change the air in your head!

Keep talking, someday youll say something intelligent.

Ive seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

Ive seen more life in a down and outs vest.

Ive hated your looks from the stare they gave me.

Ive had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feelfor you is the real thing.